Friday, May 29, 2009

Max on... Synchronized Napping

I went to visit my friends Noodles and Lindsey the other day and caught a glimpse of their hidden talents. They have perfected the art of synchronized napping. It goes something like this...

Simultaneously they...
  • flop on their backs, spread eagle
  • sleep a while
  • sit up abruptly
  • smooth ruffled fur
  • clean their bums
  • flop on their backs again...and repeat as long as the routine lasts.

I tell you, anipals. It's as poetic and beautiful to watch as those swimming ladies with the rubber heads and the funny things on their noses. And they don't goof. They are always in perfectly synchronized motion. It's amazing.

I asked their human if she taught Noodles and Lindsey to do that. Nope. She said she thinks they hold secret training sessions in the garage when she's not looking. But, she can't prove it. No matter how fast she opens the door, she can't catch them practicing their routine.

Any of you out there have synchronized sleeping routines?

Here's the count if you want to try it. It goes something like this...

  • flop
  • sleep...sleep...sleep...sleep
  • sit up
  • lick...lick...lick
  • clean...clean
  • -------
  • flop
  • sleep...sleep...sleep...sleep
  • sit up
  • lick...lick...lick
  • clean...clean
  • -------
  • flop.... and repeat as desired.

Have fun!

11 comments:

Noodles said...

Oh! And don't forget the tag-team "staring at your owner" sessions we do too! We try to mind-meld with our owner to get her to give us more food. This is a critical program that we plan to ramp up as the "diet" continues. Viva le fat cat!

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Noodles: thanks for the comment. Yeah, I totally forgot the staring thing. You guys have perfected that too. Whew...... yes mind-meld.:)

Nosetaps to you guys.

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