Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Scoop: An In-Depth Interview with The Great Noodles and Lindsey

....this is the transcript of the live interview Max recorded earlier today with those great felines, Noodles and Lindsey. They are on the cusp of their writing debut.

Max: I'm pleased to be sitting here with my good friend Noodles (known to many of you as The Great Noodles) and his sister, Lindsey. They will be guest authors on loubelcher.com/max from time to time. Thought it'd be a good idea for you to get to know a little about them first. So, I've called them into my studio for an interview. Here we go...
Question: So, Noodles, let's start with you. How did you get interested in writing and commenting on life?

The Great Noodles


Noodles: My opinion is so important, especially to me. I’ve always been very vocal even from kittenhood and now I finally have a chance to really get my message out there… to the world you know?
Question: And, Lindsey, how about you... Have you always been interested in writing and sharing your opinions with others?

Lindsey contemplating her answer

Lindsey: Not really. My interests are more in finding things to torment. I really like to drown lizards in my water dish… that’ more what I’m into, but I’ll share my opinion when necessary (usually when I’m hungry).

Max: Okay... I find that quite disturbing on so many levels....

Question: Let's see... This question's for both of you. Since you're brother and sister, do you have rivalries or do you get along all the time?

Lindsey: ALL the time, firstly, Noodles thinks he owns the humans and that he can sit on their laps at his leisure. Sure, I don’t sit on laps, I hate laps, but he doesn’t have to rub it in my face. I do get to sit with them now and then, but I set BETWEEN them where I have some room to get comfortable. If Noodles comes by, I bite his tail or swat it. I hate that everyone’s afraid to pet me and they just ADORE Noodles (if they knew the half of it I swear…), but I also hate when people pet me. I’m complicated

Noodles: Lindsey doesn’t bug me much. Sometimes I have to put her in her place with a good smother move. Or I’ll get her in some kind of upside down bear hug and man do her claws hurt! Most of the time I just chase her up on the counter and then go looking for the humans so they’ll lock her up in the bathroom for time out. No one’s allowed on the counters.

Max: Okay, let's let our audience get to know some of your likes and dislikes a little better...

Question: Favorite food?

Noodles: Kibble all the way! Other food is confusing! I’m also obsessed with anything in a crinkly bag… I MUST KNOW what’s in the bag. Sadly, it is VERY rarely kibble.

Lindsey: RAW CHICKEN BONES-if I can get ‘em out of the trash. My humans like Buffalo wings. I really like to crunch ‘em up and leave little bits and pieces all over the carpet.

Question: Nap position?
Noodles: Comfortably airing out my belly and crotch for all to enjoy.
Lindsey: On my back like a sea otter or Dracula. Here I'll show you...

Lindsey demonstrating napping position

Question: Napping spot?


Noodles: Behind the man human’s laptop (mmm heat), in a sunbeam, on the woman human’s pj’s, or the middle of the living room floor.

Lindsey: I like to stick to my spots till the carpet gets a little “gray” looking and then I move on… right now? Next to the scratching post. I have almost made a perfect “hair nest” there, so I’ll soon find a new place to soil with my awesomeness.

Question: Favorite books?

Noodles: Health magazine… I just LOVE the glue they use to bind the pages. I cannot get enough and would rub my face on that magazine ALL DAY LONG if I could get away with it.

Lindsey: Huh? You mean hobo blankets? I like to snooze under them, not read them.

Question: Music?

Noodles: The man human is into some pretty mellow stuff… it pumps out of the speakers next to the laptop. So I’d say ambient techno… right? Is that right?


Noodles behind the laptop... his favorite spot to listen to tunes

Lindsey: I don’t care what music I hear so long as it isn’t whistling! I HATE the sound of whistling!

Question: Favorite TV star?

Noodles: What’s TV again? I like to watch the walls, the ceiling, and occasionally the back side of the couch.

Lindsey: I like independent films… so maybe Posey Parker… is that her name? That movie Dog Show was pretty funny.

Question: As our final question let's dig a little deeper. I know you two are pretty committed fellows with many interesting cattitudes. So, what is your mission in life?

Noodles: Be awesome and meet many wonderful women who will coo at me and scratch my ears endlessly. I’m a charmer.

Lindsey: Eat! Always EAT!!!! I Love me the food… I don’t care what it is I just want it now!

Max: On that note, I want to thank both of you for taking time for the interview.

Noodles: Welcome, Max. We're glad to do it, aren't we Lindsey?

Lindsey: Yeah, right.... chicken bones.... we were promised chicken bones, weren't we?

Max: ....anyhooooooo.... Thanks so much for the wonderful interview and we'll look forward to pieces when you write for MaxtheQuiltCat.com.

Thanks to all of you critters out there for tuning in to The Scoop.... Have a great day.


13 comments:

Everycat said...

Aaah, good cats, making a very good blog. An interesting interview. We shall be back, once our ape has recovered from the shocking delight of seeing Lindsay sleeping on her back.

W. Wuudler esq.

Max said...

Thanks so much for the comment. Glad that you enjoyed The Scoop.

Max

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